matrimonial ads!!

i got this from anamika's blog.. i think it's simply hilarious!! these are real indian newspaper matrimonial ads!! enjoy! (and yes, the grammar is at is, untouched!)

- Hello To Viewvers My Name is Somesha , I am single i dont have Famale,If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not agood education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me uwelcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls viset my residentor send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Somesha ~*~

- i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa statehe is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework

- Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. Shemay never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which theentire life can run smoothly. thank you

- She should be good looking and should have a service. She Shoulsd haveone brother and one sister. She should be educated.

- I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. Ilove to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. Iam looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i lovemyself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........hold my hand forever !!!

- i am simple boy.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because ofmylucknow iamlooking onegirlshe caremeandloveme lot lot lot

- i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in housebut while steping out of house she should give recpect to our cast

- HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GUY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TOLOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REALMESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEYMUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULDNOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.

- whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someonebride and she must think of the future life if she is toolike this shewould bde called the lady of the lamp

- i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i lovethe patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok

- HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CARAND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK

- iam pradip my family histoy my two brother two sister and fater&mothersister complity marred

- iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent.i am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence atkalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.

- my name is farhan and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaespleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

- Iwant one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or shehavea frank she's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey.IThink the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you arebeautiful. but iam not a handsome person or not a good looking. but myMom say that Iam a good person. My father already expired . iam''AEKLAUTA''. THE CHOICE IS YOUR. bye bye.

- iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.

- I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT.

- hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily.idivorced my first wife.her charactor is not good'. i expect the goodminded and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other casteaccepted ...

- my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service

- i'm looking out for who lives in bombay, girl simple who trust me lotshould be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.

- i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure.because girl is the mahalakshmi.

- ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which notpaying salary at present.

comments anyone??!!