out of context

ten things you say at work that would just sound like something else somewhere else

10. I need you to whip it out by 5!

9. Mind if I use your laptop?

8. Put this in my box before I leave.

7. If I have to lick one more I'll gag!

6. I want it on my desk now!!

5. Hmm.. I think it's out of fluid.

4. My equipment's so old, it takes forever to finish.

3. It's an entry-level position.

2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?

1. It's not fair.. I do all the work while he just sits back!!