Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Good Morning..

.. here is the news, read to you by your friendly, garden-variety Blogger.

Confirmed reports coming in say that the erstwhile blogger known as 's!' (aka The Outlaw Torn) has gotten a job. He has been hired to shore up the Maintenance Division with one of the two major cola-making corporations; at this time this site is not at liberty to disclose which one. He is reported to be elated, but at the same time wistfully rueing the ending of his party-filled and slothfully lazy days at grad school. Terms of the contract were not disclosed.

In related developments, The Outlaw Torn will be leaving Buffalo immediately, and relocating further east to the city of Boston, MA. Although the weather there will be quite similar, it is thought that the biggest challenge will be to maintain his loyalty to the beloved Buffalo Bills in the heartland of the hated divisional rivals, the New England Patriots.

Stay tuned to this space as it follows The Outlaw Torn on his new adventure. Thank you.

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