sounded better in my head

s!: up for some scrabble or something?
a: no, too much work
s!: ok i'll just play with myself then go off to sleep..

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s!: his folks really liked 'The Graduate' eh?
l: why, there's someone called Dustin in it?!

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s!: i never seem to be able to bang them hard enough, usually the stick slips..
l: *sniggering*
s!: i was talking about playing pool!

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l: first 100 ppl to come to me.. free beer!
s!: can i come 100 times, will that count?
l: yes sure! but i think you'll be exhausted!