the 'F' word

WARNING: The following post is liable to be offensive.
Don't fucking read it if you're gonna be offended.

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word fuck. Of all the English words beginning with f, fuck is the single one referred to as the 'f-word'. It's the one magical word, just by it's sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most of the other words in English, has arrived from Germany. Fuck is from German's 'fliechen' which mean to strike. In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories:
As a transitive verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley"
As an intransitive verb; "Shirley fucks"
It's meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as the following too.
As an adjective such as; "John's doing all the fucking work"
As part of an adverb; "Shirley talks too fucking much"
As an adverb enhancing an adjective; "Shirley is fucking beautiful "
As a noun; "I don't give a fuck"
As part of a word: "abso-fucking-lutely" or "in-fucking-credible".
And as almost every word in a sentence: "Fuck the fucking fuckers!"

As you must realize, there aren't many words with the versatility such as the word fuck, as in these situations:
- fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot"
- trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now"
- dismay: "Oh, fuck it!"
- aggresion: "Don't fuck with me, buddy!"
- difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question"
- inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"
- dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here"
- incompetence: "He's a fuck-off!"
- dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play hide n' go fuck yourself?"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples.

With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? Use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly:

FUCK YOU!

Taken from Monty Python