knock knock?

i love the word 'knock'.. it's such a flexible word, and can be used in so many situations. who knew that knocking boots didn't actually refer to footwear, but action two feet higher up?! of course, you're in for the knock then if you knock a girl up, cos sure as hell her daddy's gonna come knockin' on a few doors! just cos she has a great pair of knockers doesn't mean you should knock more than a kiss! hey, it's a hard-knock life.

but if her daddy catches you then he's gonna knock you silly, knock you out, knock you cold or knock you dead. or maybe you could knock him for a loop and disappear.. that'd knock him. you knock things you don't like, but don't knock 'em before you try 'em. if you don't like the job then knock some money off the top, or knock over the cash till, but if you get busted then you're knocked. the cops are gonna knock seven bells outta you if you don't confess, and in jail you sure as hell are gonna get your ass knocked. you have to take the knocks for your actions.

when i'm hungry i knock together a few things in a pan, and sit with a beer or two to knock back. but if i knock more than four then i get really knocked. i like me a good dark beer, not the cheap-ass knockoffs. it'd be great to get a job where i can knock off some time in the afternoons for a siesta, they wouldn't knock me for it unless i was knocking on deadlines of course! and when i'd knock off on friday night, i'd knock the boys together and we'd go knock some knees and shake some boo-tay.

all this knocking, if i add a section on knock-knock jokes we could knock off a book here! maybe i should knock it off,and just go knock back and relax. and always remember the trailerpark etiquette: don't come knockin' if the trailer's rockin'..