a benchmark set

as the title so succinctly puts it, we have set the new benchmark in home-made smoking devices. 'genie in the bottle'©™ is the newest and definitely best addition to our product repertoire. we first tried it with a smaller gatorade bottle, saw that it worked, then comrade pierre smirnoff beckoned, and after a bit of engineering, 'genie in a bottle'©™ was born!

what else remains to say but that was the one of the most amazing, sense-satisfying, comfortable smoking experiences ever! we took it over to 87M for product testing, and again it scored the best reviews in its category. even T was impressed, and that is saying a lot!

one navi mumbai ka comfortably numb chemical engineer with a masters in environmental engineering and an educationally challenged kenyan iit-kgpian with biomaterials and mechanical engineering basics have got together in the cold wasteland that is buffalo to form what will go down in pot history as two of the most creative minds to ever work on the smoking experience!! the venture shall be called Brownie Corp.®, watch out for us on the Nasdaq soon enough! there you go, having shed the cloak of anonymity, we are now going public with our creations. the bar shall continuously be raised, as on the path of life, we seek the most ultimate smoking experience. walk, no, fly with us, and let us make the world a better place for you! ;-)) you just gotta smoke it to believe it!!

*waiting for applause to die down* once again, thank you, and please direct your technical and purchase enquiries to the comments section in this blog. also, here's a sneak peek into the next level we're moving to - one word, 'vaporiser'!!