medical schmedical

it was too good to last. i have no idea why it came as a surprise to me that i was not invincible. that in itself should tell you how surprised i was when the doctor handed me the report.

so now, in with portion control, and reading nutrition facts,

out with the steak, and sixpacks of beer,

here comes the elliptical, and the wine rack,

and there goes the gizzards, pepperoni and salami..