oft-heard sayings

conversations on a sunday morning..

dc: men are men and women are women and the twain shall never meet..
s!: yes, unless it's in the dark of the night, in the throes of passion sweet!

dc: guys like the chase, women like to be chased; until the chase is over..
s!: and then it's probably time for each to get another lover

dc: men are from mars, and women are from venus..
s!: we met here on earth and look what came between-us!

dc: women always have emotions, and men none, in vain..
s!: the men who did went to watch Brokedick Mountain!

dc: men are supposed to be macho and women the fairer sex..
s!: roles have been reversed in these days of the metrosex!

dc: if a man argues with a woman, he loses an argument..
s!: if he wins the argument he still loses the argument!

dc: men will never ask for directions, even when they're lost, you see..
s!: it can't be that hard to find either food, sex or even a tv!

dc: every woman wants to make a better man out of her man..
s!: every man wishes he was with a better woman than his woman!

dc: who has the bigger ego? the man who admits, or the woman who denies it?
s!: the man combs his balding spot, the woman tries on jeans that'll never fit!